Public Gooz

For those of you not acquainted with the Farsi language, 'gooz' means 'fart'. Yes, classy title I have, I know.

It is my new metaphor for describing the field of public health. It's there, you can smell it, but you can't see it, you don't know where it's coming from and you can't grab onto it. Like a public gooz.

This has come to me in a moment of realisation, that I am part of an intangible profession. It does have varying levels of intensity depending on where you are located. Also just like a public gooz.

Anyone else suffering the side effects of a public gooz?